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Dachshunds run on stomachs and punctuality. If you’re even one second late with dinner, you’ll get the stare, the bark, and the full dramatic performance until the bowl hits the floor.
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Constant planks are the secret training program of every sausage dog. Those long little bodies are basically core workouts on four legs, which is why they’re so strong (and so dramatic).
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Must now bark hysterically until the pawrent fetches it for me. Because obviously nothing in this house can proceed until my royal request is honored immediately and with snacks.
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