Mom: Ya, who was the idiot that came up with double beds? Me: I know right? Mom: You gotta figure, you don't want to sleep with them, just have sex and then you need to sleep, but alone. Me: ... Mom: I mean who wants to sleep at night with them? After the 2 mins get to your own bed.
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