If you're home alone for the afternoon and decide to "relieve some tension" don't do it when you've been up for 35 hours. You will fall asleep, and be insanely embarrassed when your mom comes home from work and asks you what was vibrating under your hips. She will also not believe that it was your cell phone. #LFMF
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