I'm William the Conqueror My enemies stood no chance They call me the first English king Although I come from France 1066, the Domesday book I gave to history So fat on death my body burst But enough about me To help remember all your kings I've come up with this song A simple rhyme and ditty For you all to sing along! Oh! William! (Bit short, init? We need more kings. Who came next?) William second, cheeks were red Killed out hunting, so it's said I took over, Henry one That's my next eldes