Mom: What's with all the clothes on your floor? Me: I never have time to clean up. Mom: No, I think your clothes have sex at night while you're sleeping and reproduce. Me:.....
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15 Employees who quit instead of dealing with their working conditions: '2 weeks later I get a call... He's begging me to come back'
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Grandparents throw big barbecue for family and friends, grandson's girlfriend refuses to attend after they ask her to be the family photographer for free: 'I specifically booked that weekend off'
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Teen gets back at step-brother and step-mom who refuse to put gas in their shared car: 'I got up at 4 AM... and rode a bike'
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Boss gives hardworking employee a mere 2% raise, expects employee to take on several coworkers' task loads in return but they refuse: ‘Why are you hiring people who are not working?’
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‘Some people just don't deserve ice cream’: Peanut-allergic customer impolitely demands employee jump through hoops to ensure vanilla ice cream is nut-free, but doesn't believe them when they fulfill her requests
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