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30+ Random Memes And Posts To Keep You Entertained

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    Dog - When the asshole in front of you is going too slow and you give them that look as you drive past them MADE WITH MOMUS black.humorist
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    Cat - This cat looks like it's seen some shit that it can never unsee sean_speezy
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    Product - When ur trying to find something to eat that tastes good but doesn't involve carbs
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    Skier - This is obviously his first rodeo MADE WITH MOMUS black.humorist
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    Snow - this a public service announcement yal a major storm is coming make sure to be safe on the roads D Ale
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    Bird - Me A Netflix series someone recommended
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    Product - When ur pleased with the way your laundry came out because you used tide pods the way they were meant to be used
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    Swimming pool - Hey whatchu doing Meditating Can I join you @BetaSalmon I don't think you can keep up with me Delivered WHY WONT YOU GO QUT WITH ME?
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    Snack - Him: Don't worry, I brought protection Her: You know I'm from the south, right? Him: Say no more @sean_speezy TRIPLE TESTED AMERICA'S 1 CONDOM TRUSTED FOR OVER 100 YEARS IROJAN QUALITY TM TROJAN TM PREMIUM LATEX CONDOMS BBQ RIB flavored "RIBBED" BBQ LUBRICATED 12 LATEX CONDOMS For Contracention 90752 TRO AN
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    Furniture - this ad look like some hardcore furniture porn Stone&Walnut veneer Riven TV unit £599 A two part design enables you to angle and fit to your room h59 w173 : d37cm White
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    Text - Unironically this might be my favourite poem The Tiger 6 by Nael, age From They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket The tiger He destroyed his cage Yes YES The tiger is out
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    Photo caption - do yal ever just say "fuck it" and walk around with a Popeye's biscuit in a latex glove
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    Product - therapist: what's your earliest childhood memory? me:
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    Text - tragic ally @TragicAllyHere My four year old is watching Toy Story for the first time ever and he just whispered to himself, "Alive toys... knew it."
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    Cash - When you've been through some shit but you're still a 10 RESERVE NOTE 10 10 THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL H so MG 55918789 A OFAMERICA G 7 ATES UNITED ERA MG 55918789A THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER FOR ALL DESTS PUBLIC AND PRIVATE SERIES Re Bits his 2013 Sey of the H3 of the Ud Sta Ta 10% DOLLARS EN HAMITON @sean_speezy @irritatedtomcat
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    Canidae - When you go to your 9-5, trying to provide for your family, BUT BETHANY FROM RECEPTION KEEPS COMING AND TAKING PICTURES OF YOU @BetaSalmon
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    Adaptation - When you check your phone after a four hour depression nap and have absolutely zero texts, calls, or social media notifications... "I am alone, I am so UTTERLY alone."
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    Squirrel - When you cheat on your diet in your favorite little hiding spot grit
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    Cartoon - Me trying to transform my anger and annoyance of human beings into positive energy
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    Text - These brats don't know how good they have it @highfiveexpert WHEN I WAS A KID WE HAD TO EAT POWDERED TIDE OUT OF A BOX
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    Text - I aim to please @highfiveexpert トイレをきれいに使って頂きありがとう ございます。 Please urinate with precision and elegance.
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    Photo caption - Me: Bro, I wasn't even that drunk last night! Also me, last night: IG @_Taxo
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    Camera operator - When you have the sideburns of a man but the hands of a toddler @highfiveexpert MADE WITH MOMUS
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    Hose - Might not want your 6 year old reading these instructions to Mom HGA H SPORr G DISC LOAD THE BALL ON THE THROWER FUCK YOUR WRIST TO THROW D THE BALL ON THROWER JAB THE BALL TO CATCH K YOUR WRIST HROW HE BALL TCH NO.NL-14H 14H MADE WITH MOMU OPORT
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    Text - I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN'T STOPPED SCREAMING i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid I threw a grape in the air I went to catch it I swear It hit a spider that fell and now they're on my face
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    Text - Well that tumbled pretty quick Alex iMessage Today 14:29 @bluetexticons I feel like a science person a sciencer? scientist! a scientist! sciencer not my finest moment Delivered
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    Text - لیان @layawn my sisters friend got a "promise ring" and ME you guys are freakin 13 RAYANNE Okay and It's not me sinsksknsjsb Ur just jealous cuz ur twenty and alone
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    Physical fitness - Yoga instructor: you're doing great keep it up!!! Me:
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    Job - Amy Lenae @amyybarraa Today this old man came into my work asking me if I could help him activate this phone he found.... Ssung GALA ung GALAXY
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    Text - Sam Clark @SamClark_23 Someone asked my professor the difference between "affect" and "effect" and he said, "Honestly I have no clue. I have a PhD and wrote my entire dissertation without using either word. Just try and avoid it at all costs"
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    Text - and it's Ihad to read this at work today the funniest thing ever _theblessedone TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with

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