(as my little brother is sliding down the stairs backwards) little brother: hey daddy, i got carpet in my mouth. dad: oh really? you did? little brother: yeah *picks carpet out of his mouth* dad: well, you might be a lesbian you carpet muncher. me: *facepalm (my brother is 5 by the way)
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