(me asking my dad if new girlfriend can sleep over) Me: Can i have my gf stay over tonight? Dad: That depends, are you going to "touch" her? Me, laughing: No, i won't "touch" her. Dad: look at me with a straight face and answer me, will you "touch" her? Me, straight-faced: No, I won't. Dad: Then there's no need for her to come over. Me:.....
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