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Man Tweets About Living With His GF and It's Priceless

Anyone else fell like he does? Is this #relationshipgoals?

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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks I asked my girl why she change sheets everyday she say "Cause they dirty since we slept on them." I'm like "they still the same color tho." via Twitter for iPhone 6/12/16, 6:23 PM 788 RETWEETS 1,523 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks Then she made this "rule" that I can't get into the bed with my "outside" clothes. Which I just don't understand at all. via Twitter for iPhone 6/12/16, 6:24 PM 381 RETWEETS 437 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks Came home to clean folded draws one day & life flashed before my eyes wondering if she saw them before. I was scared to look her in the eye. via Twitter for iPhone 6/12/16, 6:26 PM 267 RETWEETS 308 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks I'm terrified of a chick washing my draws and she just did it with no issues. Then she said "I didn't bother the sock in ya bottom drawer" via Twitter for iPhone 6/12/16, 6:27 PM 256 RETWEETS 261 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks NIGGA I WAS STANDING THERE LOOKING LIKE THE MR KRABS MEME via Twitter for iPhone 6/12/16, 6:27 PM 239 RETWEETS 313 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks Also, when I was single I had one pillow. Now we have 32. I'm like why do we have 32 pillows. She said for decoration. FOR WHO?! via Twitter for iPhone 6/12/16, 6:29 PM 846 RETWEETS 939 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks Btw Yal ever heard of some shit called decorative towels? She got some decorative towels that I apparently can't dry myself with. WHY GOD via Twitter for iPhone 6/12/16, 6:30 PM 777 RETWEETS 966 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks This shit work both ways, her car was fucking up and she was gon take it to the shop and I fixed it for her. She looked like she saw a ghost via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:31 PM 283 RETWEETS 419 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks My girl oil light was on and she said she ignores it cause it been on for a while. I changed it and it went off she fucking screamed. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:32 PM 267 RETWEETS 376 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks Dryer was broke when we moved in, I fixed the motor in it she thought I was a wizard or something. I'm like "You know this a machine right?" via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:33 PM 299 RETWEETS 428 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne + @WeNotSocks My girl got my hip to the swag of the "Face rag" so now I take 2 rags when I shower. One for the face, one for the body. I feel Godly. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:33 PM 674 RETWEETS 682 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks She said "So you just been using one washcloth for everything?" and I'm like " ain't even own a washcloth before you." via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:34 PM 681 RETWEETS 843 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks I had an interview, my girl said she left the iron out. Took me a full 3 hours to figure out what to do with the iron and how to use it. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:35 PM 380 RETWEETS 388 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks You know how stupid I felt googling "What an iron for." Nigga, google laughed at me before displaying the results. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:36 PM 495 RETWEETS 845 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks Let me tell yal bout the shower, she got this fucking double shower curtain I ain't never seen. It's like plastic inside the tub & 1 outside via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:37 PM 520 RETWEETS 548 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks I was pissed,I said "WHY THE FUCK WE GOT A DOUBLE CURTAIN." She calmly says "So the water doesn't drip on the bathroom floor. Nigga. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:37 PM 752 RETWEETS 902 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks I used to think I was smart but women really got this life shit figured out. I'm not sure how I survived without a girl anymore. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:38 PM 2,457 RETWEETS 2,562 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks I wonder if every man has a point in relationships where he wonder how he survived without his girl. Cause nigga I was struggling apparently via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:39 PM 1,491 RETWEETS 1,760 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks Check this shit out. She bought me 3 things of deodorant. I'm like "DoI got 3 arms?" She says "No, just in case you run out." via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:40 PM 516 RETWEETS 648 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks If I'm ever single again I'm not gonna make it fam via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:40 PM 457 RETWEETS 717 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks I used to be SO000 against marriage but being in a relationship like this got me thinking. "Nigga this might be a win." via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:42 PM 665 RETWEETS 949 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks Bills came in, I'm dreading going through all this shit. She said she organized and filed all of em and I can actually pay online. Huh?! via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:43 PM 296 RETWEETS 462 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks Your quality of life increase SO FUCKING MUCH when you don't gotta think about little shit. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:43 PM 604 RETWEETS 685 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks Like aight, let me tell yal how she did my clothes. Cause this shit is fucking genius. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:44 PM 252 RETWEETS 292 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks She got one drawer with my underwear and socks, one with shorts & workout clothes, and she hangs my work shirts up in front & others in back via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:45 PM 383 RETWEETS 433 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks Now when I wake up for work in the morning I don't gotta search through a pile of clothes on the floor doing the sniff test for 20 minutes! via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:45 PM 329 RETWEETS 429 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks All my shit in easy to remember places and I'm wondering why I never thought of this before. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:45 PM 226 RETWEETS 281 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks Fellas, I can't be the only one, tell me how your girl improved your life? Not with sex or nothing but just ya day to day life. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:47 PM 715 RETWEETS 740 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks I wake up in the morning for work, my keys wallet and lunch for the day all sitting in one spot with a little "Take the trash out <3" note. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:48 PM 358 RETWEETS 506 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks I'm fucking CONVINCED that women the key to success in life. Like how I'm supposed to remember all of this shit on my own? via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:49 PM 2,991 RETWEETS 2,812 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks It's still fuck mineral water tho. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:51 PM 127 RETWEETS 215 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks If I'm ever single again I'm not gon make it yal. This is what people work all their lives for. This is it. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:52 PM 302 RETWEETS 399 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks And all I gotta do in return is whatever she wants. Which is easy shit like, killing bugs, fixing stuff, paying all the bills and eating ass via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:53 PM 828 RETWEETS 1,040 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks I'm still working on that paying all the bills shit but she helping me find a better job and she gives me kisses before l go to work. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:53 PM 478 RETWEETS 895 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks Yal remember used to post mashed potatoes and ramen? She put me on to these things called coupons, sales and grocery shopping via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:57 PM 370 RETWEETS 505 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks Whole fridge looking like a come up. And we got tupperware now so ALL KINDS OF LEFTOVERS AND I CAN EAT THEM WHENEVER I WANT!!! via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:57 PM 394 RETWEETS 601 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks Now I just wanna be great in life so I can come home one day and be like "THIS ALL FOR YOU" and give her all the shit she want. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 6:58 PM 769 RETWEETS 1,020 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks I appreciate her not for the things she does, but who she is. The things she does is just the....seasoning on the chicken via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 7:10 PM 648 RETWEETS 730 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks can square root a triangle but she gives me a reason to do it. Plus she got me hip to exfoliating. Exfoliate niggas. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 7:13 PM 441 RETWEETS 581 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks My mom taught me shit like "Shower everyday, have manners, be respectful." My dad taught me how to work with my hands and have pride. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 7:16 PM 307 RETWEETS 316 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks My girl taught me that it's possible to fold a fitted sheet. I'm honestly not sure who taught me more right now. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 7:17 PM 439 RETWEETS 578 LIKES
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    Text - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks This thread ain't saying you can't exist without a S.O., just that, sometimes you don't know everything, and shit can improve ya life. via Twitter Web Client 6/12/16, 7:21 PM 473 RETWEETS 556 LIKES
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