and then faint from blood loss

If you begin sneezing repeatedly in the shower, for God's sake rinse out the shampoo in your hair. If you don't, the shampoo will get in your nose and cause it to bleed, then the burning sensation will cause more sneezing. Sneezing with a bloody nose while shaving will cause a four-inch gash on your leg. You will consequently be late for work with a bloody nose and still sneezing. Your co-workers will laugh. #LFMF