(when I was 16) Grandma: You've been dating your boyfriend for a while... Have you talked to your mom about birth control? Me: She thinks I'm too young to be having sex. Grandma: What?! She was having sex at your age. And lots of it. Me: How do you know? Grandma: When she would go out with her friends.... I'd snoop in her room and read her diary. She never even found out! Isn't that hilarious?