(Note: I have always been way too skinny, and I have been trying to put on weight for years. Yes, I'm female. Yes, I was very single at the time.) Me on scale: Uggh, I'm below a hundred again. This is ridiculous. Mom: You know, I used to be just like you. I was way too skinny too. But you know what I did? Me: What? Mom: I got pregnant with your sister. Easiest seventy pounds I ever gained. Me: That's not happening. Mom: Come on, it's a win-win.
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