If you get horny one night and decide to break out your vibrator, remember to put it away after you're done. You have to get up early for school tomorrow, and when dad comes barging into your room to tell you you're late, the first thing he'll see is you lying there with a vibrator on the pillow beside you. Trust me, that's an awkward conversation. #LFMF
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