SOAP doesn't taste as good as it smells

Dad refuses to throw 26-year-old daughter a graduation party after she got her GED, claims she should've graduated at 18: 'She's not a good person' 1

Overworked truck depot worker calls boss's bluff after being reprimanded for working their scheduled hours like they were told: 'Clearly, you're not going to fire me. You have no one who can do my job' 2

‘I made a mistake!’: Man cleverly complies with neighbor's demands to remove fence, leading to desperate pleas for restoration 3

CEO pushes junior staff member for more productivity, they start working their scheduled hours: 'I worked exactly the hours I was paid to, instead of coming in 30 minutes early and staying 30 minutes longer as well' 4

‘Stop overreacting’: Employee publicly calls out coworker for stealing his belongings off his desk, gets silent treatment from the rest of the office in return 5

'I'm not taking the blame for your mistakes': Experienced grocery store manager lets bossy manager order them around and watches him flail 6

It got away 1

At least! 2

Don't you dare 3

Dereliction of duty 4

Asleep at last 5

Towel please 6