I'm not always stalked by zombie aliens, but when i am im the luckiest unlucky mother f*cker in the world

'The yellow line is where my responsibility ends': Woman "pushes her luck" to get groundskeeper to cut back all her weeds 1

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (June 15, 2024) 2

'I'm in full compliance with the city, just like you wanted': Neighbor calls next-door's fence an "eyesore," is forced to remove the fence on his own 3

18-year-old files report against parents for opening multiple credit cards in his name: 'It turns out I owe over $15,000' 4

Boss tells line manager that she's "too friendly" with her male colleagues after they side with her in a meeting: 'This manager has had an issue with me for a long time' 5

'Nothing slowed this man down but other customers putting him in his place': Entitled Boomer claims he has a medical condition and can't wait in line, waiting customers stand up for employees 6

Needs must 1

The purrfect seat 2

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 3

Purrfect 4

He didn't know, he's innocent! 5

If I fitz... I sleepz 6