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27 Flirting Attempts That Were Complete Failures

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    Text - 1 princess @champagnefeel idk how to flirt so imma just stare at u until u marryme
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    Text - 2 Mel Follow eMelKassel HIM: tell me your wildest fantasy ME: i'm on wheel of fortune andi spin it so hard it lights on fire HIM: i meant like- ME: everyone claps 9:07 PM-23 Apr 2016
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    Text - tumblr. Follow ricekrispyjoints like why can't i just go up to a cutie and be like "i want to be your smooch partner do you agree"
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    Text - I'm sorry your sick babe T hope you get better I hope you get better at your vs. you're
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    Human - monosexuals: me firting: So...capitalism..pretty fucked upright
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    Text - 6 Michael Tiberi Follow MichaelJTiberi Me before a date: don't dress weird, don't act weird, don't say anything weird. Me showing up to that date: 1:33 PM-10 Aug 2016
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    Text - tumblr. Follow ii-boketto me flirting: i would stare at your face for ten year
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    Text - 8 tumblr. Follow viva-la-bees Protip: instead of trying to meet people in bars, hang around garden centres and wait until someone looks at radish seeds. Once they do, you swoop in and tell them they look "radishing". Bam. Romanced.
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    Text - 9 Jeff Wysaski Follow @pleatedjeans [first date] me: So, do you like street magic? her: Not really me: [releases 7 doves under table] Haha yeah me either 9:50 AM-2 Oct 2015
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    Text - 10 Him: No you hang up first Me: call ended
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    Text - 13 Reason number #87 why I'm the best at relationships My girlfriend: I wanna suck your face Me: like, in a hot sexy way or are you secretly a vaccum cleaner
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    Text - 14 Doygraves: cute gender neutral things to call ur partner the big bean industrial sized jar of peanut butter left boob a literal bee paper towel
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    Text - 24 paperwash @PaperWash Follow [1st date] me: are you cold? date: "shivering* a little me: "putting second hoody on* that sucks 6:27 PM-29 Sep 2015
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    Text - 15. tumblr. Follow bhlow guy: I need you like oxygen me pure oxygen can kill you
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    Text - 12 Flirting for introve rts Me: I'm gonna flirt with him so hard, he won't even know what hit him. "sends Facebook friend request Me: Heheh, my work here is done.
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    Text - 17 anonymous asked: do you have a girlfriend? gaymigration-deactivated2016100 replied: I have anxiety
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    Text - Male Thoughts @TheComedyHumor Follow me flirting in 2018 u look like u would ruin my life i'm into that Sent 7:34 AM-31 Mar 2018
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    Text - 22 audrey farnsworth Follow @audipenny [me, trying to impress someone I like] ignores them* 10:17 PM-29 Jul 2015
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    Text - 20 tumblr. Follow catee "someone flirts with me me, 10 years later: OH SHIT were they flirting with me??!?!?
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    Text - 21 thebootydiaries thebootydiaries tumblr. Follow belkin me: sees a picture of two rocks next to each other also me: @'s my significant other Source:deadgrabs
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    Text - 23 Bob Vulfov Follow @bobvulfov [getting ready for a date] ROOMMATE: the key is to not seem too desperate ME: ok [later] DATE: i love this restaurant ME: haha i love u too 8:21 AM-30 Sep 2015
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    Text - Dani Fernandez Follow @msdanifernandez 911 what's your emergency? I FARTED ON THE FIRST DATE Ma'am we don't-- IT SOUNDED LIKE A BALLOON ANIMAL ASKING A QUESTION 3:16 PM-28 May 2013 25
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    Felidae - 26 bpdmetta: "sticks my leg in the air give me attention
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    Product - 27 tumblr. Follow YOU shinnywastelandkitty If you ever feel like you're bad at flirting just remember that on Tuesday my crush asked me if I wanted to sit by him in class so I panicked and told him that I'd rather sit by the trash can
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    Text - wanna run mt fingers through your hair I wanna be with you I miss you mt fingers mountain made entirely of fingers ok listen
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    Vertebrate - vampire workday @imbobswaget Follow this is probably what it looks like when i try to flirt w/ someone 9:21 PM-1 Oct 2015 from Barrie, Ontario
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    Face - Me flirting Sorry JRithink ofa better one than tutte piee Loveyou, cutte pfe Sorry.That s a drug You'remy angel dust
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