'I live with a furry dictator': A Hissterical List of Chaotic Cat Crimes and Unhinged Kitty Behavior

Our cats do some bizarre things. If we had a dollar for every weird, unhinged, chaotic, and crazy unexplainable things our cats did then every cat pawrent would be rich. From zoomies, to running up the walls (literally), to being calm one minute and suddenly poofing their bodies, giving crazy eye, and darting into the other room, our cats continue to give us endless entertainment. The face alone is hissterical. Does your cat ever make growling sounds like it's possessed and about to have an exorcism? Or does your cat try to eat any human food you put out? And we mean any – from bread, to dried lentils, some cats are crazy enough to eat things that they can barely digest. 

Or what about when they want to knock everything off the table, and before you know it all of your chap stick has mysteriously disappeared under the couch. Cats can also be manipulative!  The purring, the slow blinks, the little head bumps that feel like spiritual blessings. Cats deploy these tactics strategically—usually right after knocking over a plant or sending a cup flying—to avoid prosecution. These manipulative purr-machines know exactly what they're doing, and they always get away with it.

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