Stitches1's Dad was there, on the Ice Monster Killing Fields of '76

(I got to much ice in my cup and dumped some of the ice out.) Dad: HEY! Do you know how many ice monsters had to die in order to get that ice? Me: Uhhhh...One? Dad: *Without missing a beat* As long you know.
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