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35 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (May 18, 2024) 1

'He wanted to be the first one of the day': Entitled market owner delays trucker by 4 hours 2

Worker's resignation letter to their boss sparks discussion online: 'I am taking that vacation starting now..." 3

‘You are not going to embarrass my family!’: Mother-In-Law Insists on Future Grandson's Name Amidst Dread of Mother's Unconventional Taste 4

Group project members refuse to do any of the work, get none of the credit: 'It is almost 40% of the total grade' 5

Family of 5 shows up to 10 year old's birthday party uninvited, leaves when they're asked to pay entrance fee to the trampoline park: 'He wanted another parent to pay for his fun family day' 6

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Angy marshmallow 3

A Goofy Garden of 39 Funny Felines for Hoomans to Stroll Through as They Gather Catnip for Their Cats 4

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 20 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 5

Fancy 6