Worldwide Mortality Rate: 100% (Eventually)

Man's decision to name his son after his late mother causes family tension: 'I was told my actions were deliberately cruel and intended to humiliate my stepmother' 1

Woman Refuses to Invite Step-Daughter Along on Family Vacation to Legoland, Husband Intervenes, Sparking Intense Discussion About Favoritism 2

Sister demands Brother change newborn son's name in case she wants to use it: 'I laughed in her face... My parents started to freak out' 3

'He didn't know what "coffee with milk" meant': Inexperienced intern bungles office culture at his first workplace 4

'If you want me gone, you would have to fire me': Micromanager pressures employee to quit their job by criticizing all their work, employee finds a way to use manager's methods against him 5

‘You will get what you deserve’: Employee stands firm against rebellious customer's rush for service, causing delays for dozens in line 6

Correct priorities 1

As usual 2

...and it won't be me 3

Nap attack 4

I was here first! 5

Sounds about right 6