(Me and my Dad talking about car crashes.) Dad: Only your mother has hit unmoving objects. Me: What about that time you ran head on into a pole with your truck? Dad: ...IT JUMPED OUT IN FRONT OF ME OKAY. GOSH.
(Me and my Dad talking about car crashes.) Dad: Only your mother has hit unmoving objects. Me: What about that time you ran head on into a pole with your truck? Dad: ...IT JUMPED OUT IN FRONT OF ME OKAY. GOSH.