These restaurants might get more business if they considered changing their names! It's hard work to come up with catchy, original names for new enterprises, especially one for a market as competitive as the food market. But some of these may be so bad, it might actually drum up business, so maybe the marketing firm that was hired to come up with whatever buzzword name the restaurant used did it on purpose. But its hard to imagine them giving up their secret. Either or, you have to wonder if some of these restaurants were owned by these people with some of the most unfortunate names ever.