And then I shook his tirebiter daughter 's hand and ah...on HIS planet...apparently means I married her and her brother too!

30 Hilarious Construction Worker Memes to Brighten Up Your 4am Weekend Wake-up Call (May 11, 2024) 1

'She told him sharply to go sit down': Server Disciplines Customer’s Child, Parents Demand to Speak to Manager 2

'By the time she'll notice, I'll be long gone': Employee quits job, micromanager demands they send onboarding documents for next hire, employee sends glitched files instead 3

20+ Boomer Technology Struggle Posts For Coots Who Can't Check Their Email 4

'She was fired': Boss tries to get writer fired, they've been keeping a paper trail and flip the script 5

Man Leaves Wife and 3 Kids Homeless, Her Sister Refuses to Help Because She Doesn’t Want to Raise a Family of 4 6

Copy-cat 1

Double trouble 2

A Wholesome Bowl of 41 Funny Feline Treats for Cool Cats With a Whiskery Sense of Humor 3

41 Hissterical Tweets About Fluffy Felines That Are Pure Catnip for the Hooman Soul 4

Some day, some way 5

He's innocent! 6