Not a Lesbian

When curious about "the facts of life" don't steal your brother's dirty magazines. Not only will it set you up for unrealistic expectations, while waiting for the perfect time to sneak them back into his hiding place you will forget you've stashed them under your mattress. That is, until your father and the neighbor guy find them when you're moving out. Then you will remember them quite clearly when you see your old room empty except for said magazines neatly piled on the floor. #LFMF