Drilling During a Drill

Good idea: Persuading your GF to have sex. Better idea: Succeeding and doing it. Bad idea: Forgetting you're the officer in charge of the defense at your army base. Worse idea: Forgetting it, and having a breach (just a drill for inspection, thanks god). You'll be caught with your pants down (literally). Said GF won't give you any for a long time, and you'll have hard time explaining it to your commander. #LFMF
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