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Dumb Sorority Girl's Tweet Spawns Hilarious 'Ladies, Imagine' Meme

A clueless (some may say optimistic) sorority girl unintentionally spawned our new favorite twitter meme after tweeting a vision of her "best life." The idyllic tweet from Mallori Taylorrepresents what can only be described as a white co-ed's version of the American Dream:

"LADIES imagine this, it's 15 years from now—your son is up to bat, your husband is the hot 3rd base coach, your little girl is cheering on her big brother at the fence,&you are team mom, taking pics with a fancy camera,&keeping the scorebook 

THAT WOULD BE LIVING MY BEST LIFE"

Cue John Fogerty's "Centerfield." 

Mallori's tweet went viral after two days, after which Twitter users began making fun of her relatively normie "best life." Here are some of our favorite jabby, pop-culture reference-filled responses.

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    The original tweet.

    Text - Mallori Taylor Follow @mallorii_alysee LADIES imagine this, it's 15 years from -your son is up to bat, your husband is the hot 3rd base coach, your little girl is cheering on her big brother at the fence,&you are team mom, taking pics with a fancy camera,&keeping the scorebook THAT WOULD BE LIVING MY BEST LIFE 6:59 PM -20 May 2018
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    This response, and the bevy of parodies, indicate that this is not the rest of the internet's "best life"

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    Text - Chihuahua Pappy Follow @sirjoshofmosh LADIES imagine this. Your husband building a wall around your swamp. Smash Mouth is on the radio and tonight you're making WAFFLES. Everything is perfect 4:10 PM -22 May 2018
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    Text - allison Follow @wtvralli LADIES: imagine this, 15 years in the future, ur dog is humping ur leg. it's the most action you've gotten in 14 yrs. ur ex husband throws a bag of trash on ur front step and lights it on fire. ur half son brogurt is swallowing magnets. 11:13 PM - 22 May 2018 from Indiana, USA
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    Text - Rebecca Taylor Follow @BecTaylor13 LADIES imagine this- it's 1692. Your husband is building a house with sod and rocks. Your 6 sons are outside playing with their stick and hoop. You are hanging laundry and hoping the townsfolk don't discover you're a witch. Life is perfect. 3:06 PM - 22 May 2018
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    Text - bailey Follow @bvhamner LADIES, imagine: it's 15 yrs from now. your husband chad still has a mild coke addiction from his pike days and your kids thermos and keightlynn both got held back for being illiterate. keightlynn called you a bitch last night bc you wouldn't buy her the new iphone. life is good. 12:24 AM - 22 May 2018
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    Text - Brandon Hebel Follow @Hebester LADIES imagine this! It's 15 years from now. You just hit the wall, you never had it all. You take one Prozac a day and you husbands a CPA. Your dreams went out the door when you turned twenty four. You've only been with one man You ask, what happened to my plan? 9:59 PM -22 May 2018
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    Text - ketty hopkins @sibylpain Follow LADIES imagine this: it's 15 years from now, you're cuddled up with your 6 cats watching the I word. your wife returns from her job as prime minister, you order vegan chinese food and fuck for 4 hours. afterwards, you smile. men were all killed a year ago. you are at peace 1:18 PM - 22 May 2018
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    Text - Lucero Godina Follow @lucerogodina LADIES! Imagine this. 15 Year's from now. You're lying in a field of ur very own grown marijuana. The sun is shining, you're smoking a blunt while ur significant other is sucking on your titty. U order Chinese. Ur cream cheese wontons have just arrived. Ur living the dream. 3:38 PM - 22 May 2018
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    Text - presley Follow @innerpres LADIES imagine this, It's 15 years from now. You're not at a shitty baseball game, you're in hawaii for the weekend. With your wife. You're a lesbian. You can't have kids, so they can't hold you back. All your straight friends are stuck at kids sporting events. You're laughing 6:46 PM - 22 May 2018
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    Text - jenna jackson Follow @jennalinds LADIES imagine this, It's 20 years from now. Your daughter is about to get married. You don't have a husband but three men that might be her father show up on your Greek island. It's chaos. Pierce Brosnan is singing. It's Mamma Mia 10:39 PM - 22 May 2018
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    Text - eric turtle Follow @dubstep4dads LADIES imagine this, its 15 years from now. your son is up to bat. your daughter is cheering him on in the stands. your husband is nowhere to be found, you start to worry he'll miss the game. suddenly, a tiny red convertible pulls up the field. its your husband, Stuart Little 8:46 PM - 22 May 2018 >
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