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I also sprained my pride

When a friend of yours hurt his shoulder but still wants to move furniture, just tell him to wait until he's recovered. If you let him talk you into helping him you'll manage to sprain your back, which will result in inability to walk without help for several days, 6-8 weeks of physical rehab, and your friend giving you dirty looks when you suggest waiting until healing before moving the furniture.
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