Makes a father proud

If you have a 13 year old son who inherited his sense of humor from you he may have a conversation like this with his mother: Mom: Shoot, I forgot to put on my lipstick today. Son: Why does it matter? Mom: Without lipstick my lips are very pale. Son: So? What does that matter? Mom: Because I want to look pretty. Son: You’re married. You don’t need to look pretty anymore. The damage is done, you cannot fix it. You CAN make it worse.

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