Leftover chinese takeaway is not a good breakfast idea. Esp. when you're meeting a professor about your thesis this morning - he might be so proud of you, he'll ask you to speak to first years. You will suffer trying not to fart in front of 200 starry-eyed students. #LFMF
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Homeowner asks elderly neighbors to stop parking in his driveway, they refuse and tell him he's being "too rigid": '[They] suddenly started to use my driveway, first for a couple of hours and by now they are just straight up occupying it'
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