Damn you Trojan and your condom innovations!

Please, please take the time to make sure you grabbed a regular condom and not the bonus Fire and Ice condom that comes covered in warming gel. Especially if your girlfriend has rather sensitive ladybits. Painful burning will put a quick stop to the sex. #LFMF

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