I'm hoping an Alien face-hugger type situation isn't coming soon

Don't assume that the box of cereal is open because your father left it that way this morning. It may have been left open for over a week and you will wretch when you see the maggot on your spoon. By then, you will have eaten half of the bowl and it will be too late. #LFMF

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