All right, Captain, turn the gain waaay down... ... and you'll have a nifty laser pointer for the next Staff briefing!

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 24 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 1

Top 20 Cat Memes of The Week - Cheezburger Users Edition #343 2

The real dream 3

Just in case 4

Cat Surrendered for Being ‘Too Fat’ Gets Heartwarming Happy Ending After Going Viral and Being Adopted: ‘Us curvy girls gotta stick together’ 5

Five more minutes 6