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The Pained Reviews For These Special Gummy Bears Are Comedy Gold

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    Text - 3Facebook l 9:40 AM amazon prime ☆☆☆食☆ 1,200 Albanese Confectionery Albanese Candy Sugar Free Assorted Fruit Gummi Bears 5 Pound Bag, Sugar-Free Gummi Candy Assorted Flavor: Cherry, Strawberry, Green Apple, Pineapple, Lemon, Orange; Gluten Free Dairy Free Fat Free $2925 prime | FREE One-Day ($5.85/ Pound) Note: Available at a lower price from other sellers, potentially without free Prime shipping. Get FREE delivery Tomorrow if you order $35 of qualifying items within 5 hrs and 34 mins and
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    Text - 3 Facebook all 9:39 AM amazon prime Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate. By Christine E. Torok on October 3, 2012 Verified Purchase Oh ma...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse" If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN! First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was
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    Text - Facebookl 9:39 AM amazon prime But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible. AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS I felt violated when it was over
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    Text - Facebook 9:39 AM amazon prime Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landsscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to d
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    Text - 3 Eacebookl 9:41 AM amazon prime There Will Be Blood By Amazon Customer on March 20, 2017 Verified Purchase So I bought a 5lb bag seeing if these little bastards held up to the Haribo sugar free bears and boy...they did not disappoint. Having 5 is the happy medium, you get to snack on some yummy treats without the worry of soiling yourself. Anything over 5...you're on your own and may God be with you! Full Disclosure: I am writing this review on my toilet, where I have been off and on for
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    Text - Facebook ll 9:41 AM amazon prime IMADE IT!!! I gingerly walk into my home and up the stairs, all the while the sounds of a horribly executed exorcism are playing out in my twisted up gut. The second that I touch porcelain what can only be compared to dropping a Mentos into a 2 liter of Diet Coke followed. Unfortunately, this was just the beginning. Over the past 3 hours, the eruptions have been coming at a steady pace. My toilet/ass must be feeling what the Allied forces felt like against

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