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    Here's the original photo

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    It took him a while to finish the 100 meters...

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    Miyazaki was sent to Westeros

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    He joined Team Rocket in their plans for Pokémon world domination

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    And it devolved (geddit?) from there:



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    Miyazaki began to dress his age

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    And the fashion kept expanding.



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    He held aloft the bright flame of liberty

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    Miyazaki came down with a sick case of Hulkamania

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    Hunger Games madness rules Japan

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    As a prize for his victory, he got to meet Miley Cyrus

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    It's unknown if he was tested for performance enhancing drugs...

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    And the crowd went wild

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    Win the record, you don't have to wear pants

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    He's baaaaaack...

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