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Here's the original photo
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It took him a while to finish the 100 meters...
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Miyazaki was sent to Westeros
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He joined Team Rocket in their plans for Pokémon world domination
And it devolved (geddit?) from there:
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Miyazaki began to dress his age
And the fashion kept expanding.
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He held aloft the bright flame of liberty
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Miyazaki came down with a sick case of Hulkamania
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Hunger Games madness rules Japan
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As a prize for his victory, he got to meet Miley Cyrus
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It's unknown if he was tested for performance enhancing drugs...
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And the crowd went wild
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Win the record, you don't have to wear pants
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He's baaaaaack...
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