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7 Ways to Prepare for Hurricane Joaquin

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    Know your Joaquin threat level

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    Are we at a Her? Gladiator? Walk the Line? Don't take any chances; watch all of his movies so you know what kind of Joaquin you'll be facing when he hits.
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    Stay informed

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    I'm not saying the weatherman actually knows what he's talking about, but it's best to at least keep in the loop with their safety tips and exaggerated claims about storms of the century.
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    Form an escape plan

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    3. ????
    4. Profit
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    Know your safe havens

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    Protect your home and valuables*

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    *This is maybe not the best way to do that.
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    If you are hit, make sure you stay indoors

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    If all else fails, just make like Florida and enjoy the ride

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