A 21st Century Poem

‘Count me out…’: Man expects rent-free accommodation in brother's new home despite years of estrangement 1

'Out of touch with reality': Customer tries to order 800 pieces of chicken and 5 sheet cakes with zero advance notice 2

'No one here has the password': Network employee gets laid off in downsizing move, company realizes he has all the master passwords 3

Work demands employee pay for personal calls, employee demands payment for calls they take outside of working hours: 'I should be getting overtime each time I pick up the phone' 4

‘No, it's mine': Teenager wins $1000 in town raffle, father and new wife demand she give it all to them 5

'You have decided to fire me? Miss your wedding dinner tasting then!': Phone kiosk worker makes their final day of work as annoying as possible for boss 6

30 People share the stupidest things they ever witnessed : 'I saw a woman ditch her stroller with the child inside because a bee was flying nearby' 1

'No one here has the password': Network employee gets laid off in downsizing move, company realizes he has all the master passwords 2

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 3

'I can mimic that sound perfectly': 20+ Crafty workplace pranks that totally fooled coworkers 4

'The guy wanted that go-kart': Go-kart employee stunned by oblivious customer's odd request 5

‘Your company deserves to fail’: Overworked employee quits job without notice after years of carrying company on their back, boss claims he'll sue for losses 6