I Can Has Cheezburger?

Here Are Some Funny Tweets About Those Annoying Insects In Your Life

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    Text - K. Baba Follow @Unkle_K I hate flying insects man, you can fly FOR FREE. You could fly to any holiday destination of your choice but here you are in my face 4:05 AM-21 Jul 2018 63,443 Retweets 160,293 Likes
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    Text - Iviwel00 Follow @Mhlabai What if "flies" calls us "Walks" o Think about it - 5 Sep 2018 7:15 AM 2,647 Retweets 5,595 Likes
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    Text - Dave Cactus Follow @dave_cactus I like when flies won't leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, you tiny idiot. 11:16 AM - 8 Feb 2018 8,011 Retweets 35,053 Likes
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    Text - Alex Dransfeldt Follow @alexdransfeldt Why can't mosquitos suck out my fat instead 5:50 PM - 4 Sep 2018 3,651 Retweets 12,054 Likes
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    Text - Sarah Shower Follow @SJSchauer Friend: did you know that only female mosquitos bite? later walking home* Me, getting eaten alive: evening ladies 11:35 AM - 30 Aug 2018 8,537 Retweets 54,177 Likes
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    Organism - non aesthetic things Follow @PicturesFolder Do u want anyfing from IKEA 8:18 AM 2 Sep 2018 10,923 Retweets 47,678 Likes
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    Text - Xavier Follow @10avier mosquitoes be like come outside aint nobody gon jump you 9:20 AM - 2 Sep 2018 34,647 Retweets 91,673 Likes
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    Adaptation - Follow @StxnedIntrovert When you finally see that big ass mosquito 3:16 PM 20 Jan 2015 2,548 Retweets 1,946 Likes
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    Text - jodie Follow @jodieegrace ok but honestly what did moths do before electricity was invented, just fly directly towards the sun? 3:33 PM - 3 Sep 2018 from Tempe, AZ 3,356 Retweets 26,424 Likes
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    Text - dani Follow @sacripies advantage of dating me: u will not feel jealous ever as I can only attract flies, mosquitoes, and all sorts of troubles 4:25 AM - 2 Sep 2018 2,825 Retweets 6,761 Likes
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    Text - ThE J57 DOLLA SIGN Follow @kvng_john57 After spraying insecticides and the use of mosquito coil simultaneously few hours later Mosquito: As you can see, I am not dead. 5:58 AM - 8 Sep 2018 974 Retweets 1,515 Likes
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    Text - Ray Follow @SirEviscerate I will burn my apartment down around me if it means I can personally escort these fruit flies in my kitchen to hell. 6:22 PM - 7 Sep 2018 75 Retweets 432 Likes

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