Saving the World
Today is "Transition Day." The media is calling it "T-day" because they can't be bothered to say an entire word when a catchy abbreviation is possible. You see, today is the day that they shut down all of the Monorail Cats and move exclusively to Hovercats. I was a monorail cat driver for more than 25 years. They let everyone else go, but I have been deemed "unfireable." It would be bad PR to fire the man who saved the world. I wasn't trying to save the world. It just sort of happened. Decembe
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