Sober. STONE-COLD SOBER.

'I had a young coworker not know how to write a check': 30+ Workers who realized they were "officially old" thanks to their young coworkers 1

'She forgot to bring her dog with her... to the vet': 20 Major facepalm moments captured forever on the internet 2

'I would be giving up $1,200 in PTO': Guy conceals his resignation so that he can cash out $1,200 in PTO, causing controversy at the Thanksgiving dinner table 3

‘I did the workload of 3 people’: Computer science student spends over 150 hours on the code for a group project, doing the workload of 3 people; his team takes credit for all of it 4

'Fine then, no package for you': Family refuses to open door to bike courier during dinner hour 5

'Fine, I’ll stick to the terms of the contract I do have': Company refuses to renew senior employee’s contract, so employee quits on old contract terms 6

Karen Attempts to Intimidate the New Neighbor With Threats of a Lawsuit, Stirring Up a Property Line Dispute That Royally Backfires 1

'I asked her five times to make a payment... oh well': Contractors smash clients' new patio to pieces after client refuses to pay the crew 2

'Fine then, no package for you': Family refuses to open door to bike courier during dinner hour 3

'I was laughing': Lazy DIY customer complains to management about an exemplary hardware store employee after ignoring 80% of his advice on a project, gets called out 4

'Fine, I’ll stick to the terms of the contract I do have': Company refuses to renew senior employee’s contract, so employee quits on old contract terms 5

'I don't need to buy [my coworkers] gifts': Employee refuses to participate in Office Secret Santa, gets into conflict with HR 6