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17 Random Wildly Entertaining Australian Shenanigans From The Land Down Under

The verdict's in from various Aussies, and apparently this fine collection of totally random "Australian" moments is on the money. Also, after these I am so ready for a visit to Australia. Even though the land's brimming with deadly creatures that are all seemingly designed to take us out. 

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    australia - Leg - Women in servo buying durries with stubbie holders on her feet dongstomper iamoutofideas: gothitelle: that caption is so fucking australian what does it even mean A female is purchasing cigarettes whilst wearing beer coolers on her feet. thanks #queuegly-bread Source killtonyabbott
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    australia - Text - smashes a duzza out side woolies* woolies trolly guy: skoin on m8 me: fuck off what language is this Australian Person 1 is standing outside a Woolworths (or woolies for short) supermarket (an Australian dystopian grocery monopoly) hurriedly smoking a cigarette (or durry/duzza) when the youth generally employed by Woolworths (trolly boy/guy) to collect their shopping carts (trollies) from the car park asks person 1 "what's going on friend" (s'koin on or s'carn on is a contract
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    australia - Text - zwinch If youre ever feeling down just remember that 52K Australians have signed a petition to change the Australian currency to Dollarydoos source #raustralia #strays athe simpsons #dollarydoos #hilarious Blol #funny #aussie 46 notes
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    australia - Two-liter bottle - "So where are you from?" "Australia, mate." "Really? Prove it." (B
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    australia - Text - Taday THE FLAMING RON CRNS 29 THE WORLD'S HOTTEST PIE 315/431 Today Show-Karl Eats Worlds Hottest Pie NEWSAUSTRALIA 403 videos 301,841 NEWS Subscribe 5,404 1,039 20 is australia even real i mean i live here and sometimes i have my doubts
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    australia - Text - Atthe THE MOST AUSTRALIAN INSURANCE CLAIM EVER wht tye of goods wre being taported at tme of los? apoio What happened I hit a keasatea Gve Nam Sunw nr hoo Who was at faut Hhe kanpureo SKETCH DIAGRAM OF ACCIDENT He as bys me 1. Name streets 2 Indicate direction of travel 3 Your vehicie 4Other vehicle Fonmeds CAV Damage to Your Vehicle Meswhilelasstalia
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    australia - News - II 9NEW -O min Com MAN ROBS A BRISBANE SERVICE STATION WITH A BOOMERANG ONLY MAN ROBS A BRISBANE SERVICE STATION WITH A BOOMERANG IN AUSTRALIA MemeCenter.com
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    australia - News - TODAY CANBERRA ay ay 716 Today MISSING DINOSAUR ALICE 36 STATUE STOLEN FROM CANBERRA MUSEUM goatboots: the australian fucking news Is this supposed to be abnormal or something 55.2k 11
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    australia - Leaf - WHEN YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN THIS FIXES EVERYTHING
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    australia - Text - horticulturalcephalopod: bullshitcockroach: horticulturalcephalopod: bullshitcockroach: horticulturalcephalopod: ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds hunts u down on the back of a cassowary JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS is it like an australian turkey??? can you eat it?? why does its beak open so wide??? ITS NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS??? theyre like 6tt tall you dont eat them you run from them in terror WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA
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    australia - Kitchen sink - Source: amnemonic 12,101 castiean reblogged supey: 2012:07-12 23:22 edsheewalkedd you're scrolling through tumblr there's no one online and your dash is dead out of the corner of your eye you spot them the australians Source: edsheewalkedd
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    australia - Food - dave-mau5: Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don't god damn try to fly down and steal your fries. FRIGHT LIGHT SCRAM ANC YOU THINK IM JOKING? LIGHT? FRIGHT! FUNSUbstance
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    australia - Trampoline - Kangaroo gets more bounce than he bargained for on a trampoline
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    australia - Map - Australia (As labeled by an American) Things that will kill you P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney Things that will kill you while you are swimming
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    australia - Text - Australian warning labels JOSI 4 on A 11 on April 24 ANZAC BISCUITS REMEMBER KIDS! COZ SOME OF YOU ARE TARDS GET MUM OR DAD TO USE THE OVEN NGREDIENTS 1 cup plain fliour
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    australia - Text - APPROPRIATE FOOTWEAR MUST BE WORN WHILE ON THE PREMISES MINIMUM REQUIREMENT THONGS
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    australia - Food - leela-summers Australian cuisine baconfather Are you guys okay down there?
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