Can't Get a Persistent Suitor Off Your Back? Just Pretend to Be Hannibal Lecter

Sometimes, a guy just won't leave you alone unless you give him your number. That was Imgur user lucy2shoes' experience, so she decided to give the persistent fellow her brother's number instead. Then her brother pretended to be one of the most undateable people you can imagine, Hannibal Lecter.
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    That Wasn't the Answer He Was Expecting?

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    So Brave

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    Why IS Hannibal So Negative?

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    Is it the cannibalism itself or the muzzle he has to wear now?
  • 04

    Looks Like the Suitor is Back on the Case

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    Is He.. Trying to Flirt With Hannibal Lecter?

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    Finally, It Seems Like He's Starting to Wear Down

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  • 07

    Time to Let Him In on the Joke

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    But wait... he still doesn't seem to get it!?!
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    Maybe She Should Just Go on a Date With Him, and Bring a Nice Chianti

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