Lolcats Newsletter

To Kibby, Bosco and Ruffuzz: *anchoby* Teh gurlkit who callz hurself teh used tu wanna b teh nu Mrs. Tabwhateber haz brot uz 1 pound uv sum grate nip! Ifz hur gurlkit fren bringz de same stuffz, wez gunna do a grate maypole prank. We'z can letz theez gurlkitz in onna Maypole prank fur sure... den we duz r otter hijinkz wifout dem. Habz we gotz r supplys fur teh odder hijinks yet? When iz r nex meetin? Ohz, Iz gotta taik a nap now cuz dis nip iz awesum. Jeffee out..... *Anchoby*