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50 Tweets By Women That Were So Funny In 2018 They Have Received More Than 100K Likes

These women really cracked us up this year!

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  • 1
    Text - oh, whats occurrin'? Follow @deifsitassid at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid 1:09 PM 15 Aug 2018 315,156 Retweets 1,335,725 Likes t 315K 1.8K 1.3M
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    Text - ana Follow @llitechdeck Wow apparently it's "rude" to ask the parents of a kid on a leash if it was a rescue... SMH lol 1:22 PM - 18 Nov 2018 59,185 Retweets 315,436 Likes
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    Text - amber Follow @mberwebb When girls say they are "running errands" they're actually at TJ Maxx sniffing candles for 45 minutes 3:41 PM - 21 Nov 2018 60,356 Retweets 353,143 Likes
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    Text - jaleigh @jaleighavery7 Follow My sister is in a sorority & honestly if see one more post of how much she loves her "big" ok IM YOUR ACTUAL BIG SISTER SORRY I DONT WRITE U LITTLE NOTES ABOUT HOW YOU FELL FROM A RAINBOW & SPROUTED INTO A TULIP BUT I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO WEAR A TAMPON have some respect 1:57 PM - 7 Dec 2018 41,910 Retweets 490,537 Likes 42K 695 491K
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    Text - Abby Govindan Follow @abbygov Once I told a man he looked like Jeff Goldblum & he was like "who's that?" So i pulled up a pic &he said "oh my what compliment he's very handsome." Then as he was walking away, my friend walked up to me & was like "I'm pretty sure the guy you were talking to is Jeff Goldblum" 8:40 PM - 25 Nov 2018 from Bronx, NY 13,355 Retweets 130,172 Likes ti 13K 322 130K
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    Text - tay @Taylor_Stag Follow My flight was delayed 3 hours so l was doing what any human does when they're bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind goes "ouch hard no for that one?" And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA 3:34 PM 26 Nov 2018 44,594 Retweets 408,627 Likes 2 45K 563 409K
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    Text - NIC Follow @nicamora i throw Imao in my texts like it's parsley 3:57 PM - 9 Nov 2018 48,141 Retweets 153,745 Likes
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    Font - Danya @dxxnya Follow crocs but thigh high 3:03 PM 28 Nov 2018 49,432 Retweets 213,185 Likes 49K 1,5K 213K Tweet your reply IntrovertFTW @IntrovertFtw Nov 28 Replying to @dxxnya t 261 38 2.9K
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    Text - LK Follow @Crowdfiller Apple: *continues to release masses of emojis to cater to every kind of emotion* Me: : 2:53 PM 7 Nov 2018 79,211 Retweets 315,875 Likes
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    Text - Sara Valentine Follow @saramvalentine While you're throwing your romaine lettuce away, remember that the CDC also recommends vaccinating your children. 12:45 PM - 3 Dec 2018 30,206 Retweets 119,221 Likes ti30K 101 119K
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    Text - Quee(r)n Regina Follow @heyqueenregina This girl I used to go out with is still using my Netflix and that's cool. She's watching Scandal and is currently on S7E12. Series finale is S7E18. Guess who's changing her password as soon as she gets to episode 17? Yep, it's Petty Labelle. 26 Nov 2018 11:19 AM 43,565 Retweets 293,195 Likes
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    Text - georgina Follow @MORIKOCHILD My mom checking to see if Fm asleep Me pretendin g to sleep with my Nintendo DS under my pillow 3:18 AM 12 Nov 2018 88,995 Retweets 284,973 Likes 89K 494 285K
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    Text - mhm Follow @HoeStopTwatchin PowerPuff Girls ain't even got fingers bruh. Hands forever balled up in fists. They had no choice but to be bout that action 8:39 AM - 12 Nov 2018 91,630 Retweets 371,648 Likes 192K 214 372K
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  • 14
    Text - ariana misses the hollow Follow @spinnerellas find the android user: can't find them? that's because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is that they cant read this. 6:54 PM - 4 Dec 2018 92,912 Retweets 421,321 Likes ti93K 421K 5.5K
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    Text - kate king Follow @myhoneypeaches if you aren't someone the church would've killed 400 years ago are you even living? 5:50 PM 14 Nov 2018 73,195 Retweets 242,025 Likes t 73K 477 242K
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    Food - franki Follow @frvnki I was today years old when I found out the middle row in a package of Oreos was actually for salsa! SP 4:13 PM - 19 Nov 2018 29,069 Retweets 115,970 Likes HA
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    Text - Mommy Owl Follow @Lhlodder My husband and I called my sweet, 85-year- old grandma to tell her I got a new job. She congratulated us, talked for a bit, and then hung up. Later she called me to say I should open a secret bank account and never tell my husband about it. My grandma is fierce. 4:47 PM - 11 Nov 2018 45,217 Retweets 343,972 Likes t 45K 2.2K 344K
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    Text - aries Follow @proletariatitty The only thing men bring to the table is the audacity 7:45 PM-7 Nov 2018 46,155 Retweets 139,639 Likes t46K 206 140K
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    Text - reply bi Follow @BUGPOSTING cool that ariana grande forgives her exes. also cool that every day I relish in the memory of mine calling, furious, asking why i let him believe björk was pronounced "bork" for 2 years and that he just embarrassed himself at a party 4:09 PM 7 Nov 2018 15,468 Retweets 134,137 Likes ti15K 218 134K
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  • 20
    Text - pelin @meat_and rice Follow can you imagine being a person in 1977 and 'the chain' by fleetwood mac comes out. what can you do besides lose your mind 2:23 PM 5 Nov 2018 30,816 Retweets 137,417 Likes t 31K 362 137K
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    Text - Briana Muñoz Follow @breemunoz last night a guy in a turtle costume grabbed the straw out of my drink, threw it on the floor, and said "that's for my homies" II 2:00 PM - 27 Oct 2018 106,735 Retweets 502,288 Likes ti 107K 501 502K
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    Product - Sierra Jackson Follow @SierraEJackson Well we were supposed to be Cleopatra and Caesar.. Classic case of miscommunication Hidden Valle ROBUSTO CREAM Caesar 6:00 PM 27 Oct 2018 95,258 Retweets 352,859 Likes
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  • 23
    Text - Goth Jackie Burthart Follow @itstatyannag i watched this girl drop her iced coffee on my way to class and the only thing she said was "i am so sick of being alive" 8:41 AM - 29 Oct 2018 107,994 Retweets 532,388 Likes t 108K 723 532K
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    Text - Cher Follow @cher A man came up to me & said... "Don't You Think You're TOO OLD To Be Running Around The Stage Like That,..Singing Rock n Roll"? I Said "I Don't Know,.. Why Don't you Ask Mick Jagger" 12:19 PM 2 Nov 2018 20,075 Retweets 150,986 Likes t 20K 3.2K 151K
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    Text - Linduhh Follow @noyouraisin My class got cancelled today cancelled, i mean i cancelled it. Cause i didnt go. and by 11:09 PM 30 Oct 2018 91,567 Retweets 368,425 Likes t92K 668 368K
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    Text - christine teigen Following @chrissyteigen if you ever want to know when the newest MacBook comes out, it's normally 5 days after I fucking buy one 10:49 AM 30 Oct 2018 6,348 Retweets 134,024 Likes ti 6.3K 734 134K
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    Text - Follow Alexa @lexaaao So I'm away at college and my sister told she sent me a letter and I was so excited. She's such a bitch Imao sam. THE FIRST NIGHT YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WITH 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD BETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREAST ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN AND TOOK DOWN THEIR NUMBERS. WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, RON WAS HOLDING HANDS AN DANCING WITH A FEMALE AND TOOK DOWN HER NUMBER MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE, KNOW AND THEREFORE YOU SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH 5
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    Text - kate Follow @kaiteasley justin bieber really said "swag, swag, swag on you. chillin by the fire while we eatin fondue" and we just let him 7:46 PM - 23 Oct 2018 94,696 Retweets 540,181 Likes 195K 607 540K
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    Text - satomaa Follow @ammazing i texted my dad saying "happy monday let's get this bread". his response was "i can go to Costco after work". amazing 9:47 AM 15 Oct 2018 71,478 Retweets 421,064 Likes t 71K 403 421K
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    Text - kate-EEK Follow @katefeetie Ariana had to learn the hard way what all women find out eventually: that sometimes you think a guy is amazing and funny and loving and sexy, but it turns out he's just tall 2:26 PM 15 Oct 2018 66,642 Retweets 373,117 Likes 167K 1.0K 373K
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    Text - hood jessica rabbit @whyyougagging Follow got my period 9:10 PM 15 Oct 2018 34,221 Retweets 143,637 Likes 34K 436 144K
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  • 32
    Text - allie Follow @thholyghost how did chucky manage to murder so many people??? just pick him up and yeet him in the bin. he's a doll 7:27 AM-16 Oct 2018 38,495 Retweets 173,528 Likes t 38K 414 174K
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    Face - Babyface Killah Follow @foxybrownstan when a random stranger asks me to watch their stuff for them ESERVED AAONG 4:49 PM -14 Oct 2018 52,077 Retweets 190,713 Likes t52K 172 191K
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    Text - boitumelo Follow @tumilediga Black Panther came out THIS year. That's how long the year has been 12:47 AM 15 Oct 2018 67,889 Retweets 254,969 Likes ti 68K 664 255K
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    Text - Svenskt invandrarbarn Follow @vemsawarya I told him let's get this bread but he was gluten free - rupi kaur 2:49 PM 21 Oct 2018 126,023 Retweets 442,107 Likes 1 126K 857 442K
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    Text - kelly @kellicopter Follow oh so you're in your twenties and you DON'T have a crippling caffeine addiction? grow up 3:42 PM 24 Oct 2018 25,715 Retweets 111,220 Likes t 26K 117 111K
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    Text - Mi Follow @remigiomia I went through the chick fil a drive through bawling and the girl asked me if I wanted a chocolate or vanilla milkshake. And I was like no I ordered sweet tea and she goes "no honey you need a milkshake" Service: unmatched 4:15 PM 23 Oct 2018 44,595 Retweets 315,504 Likes t 45K 105 316K
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    Text - Gem Follow @gemma_e_b Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship 4:05 PM 11 Oct 2018 34,144 Retweets 186,014 Likes t 34K 419 186K
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    Text - julia reinstein @juliareinstein Follow I learned how to do CPR today so now I know how to save your life but more importantly I found out New York Presbyterian Hospital maintains a Spotify playlist of songs that are the right beat to time CPR compressions to and it is on point Gives You Hell in case you ever need to save a life. The All-American Rejects When The World Co... PLAYLIST BY Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow NYPHOSPITAL Who's That Girl May 18, 2017 O 2h 56m Madonna Celeb
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    Text - taylor Follow @tay_mc_ killing scottish people tape stop to make scotch 1:40 PM 4 Dec 2018 72,305 Retweets 289,455 Likes ti 72K 420 289K
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    Text - avocado thottie Follow @lildedjanet i may be a dumb bitch but at least never made a musically 5:38 PM - 28 Sep 2018 75,437 Retweets 266,365 Likes ti 75K 327 266K
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    Tire - Follow @Mevahh the real Bermuda Triangle 9:35 AM 4 Oct 2018 - . 70,824 Retweets 98,754 Likes t 71K 330 99K
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    Text - Margater @maggieisntcool Follow i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work 9:39 AM 1 Oct 2018 94,739 Retweets 419,420 Likes t 95K 419K 725
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    Text - Chelsea Peretti Follow @chelseaperetti WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS 7:25 AM 22 Nov 2018 40,335 Retweets 285,854 Likes
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    Text - kate Follow @kaiteasley when my mom was pregnant with me she was 22, working two jobs, and going to school just so she could provide for me and here the fuck i am on twitter making jokes about moths 8:48 PM - 30 Sep 2018 36,597 Retweets 362,670 Likes t 37K 178 363K
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    Text - abb Follow @abblucia Girls don't actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying 'this is cute' 5:47 AM 1 Oct 2018 167,340 Retweets 655,392 Likes t 167K 2.0K 655K
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    Text - Victoria Lauren Follow @VL_Archer My dad just called and said "I see you, last one to papas pizza loses." He's going 90 in a 55, gets pulled over. I'm dying bc he's gonna get a ticket and I'm gonna win. Next thing I know this man flys by me and is getting a POLICE ESCORT TO PAPPAS PIZZA.. I'm so done. 11:01 AM 28 Sep 2018 72,700 Retweets 434,883 Likes t 73K 435K 759
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    Text - Cath Follow @cathjmag Just gave my name in Starbucks as The Lord be with you'. When the barista shouted my 'name', half of the customers yelled 'And also with you!' and the other half shouted 'and with your spirit!' and it was a right ecumenical mess. Try it. 12:51 AM - 28 Aug 2018 26,908 Retweets 141,388 Likes 27K 1.1K 141K
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    Text - Lindsay Follow @plantbboi 100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days 500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I'll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking? 9:06 AM -27 Aug 2018 115,603 Retweets 567,072 Likes t 116K 1.0K 567K
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    Text - ariella Follow @agbouskila recipe writers: tsp is teaspoon, tbsp is tablespoon me, an intellectual: tusp recipe writer: no me: tubusp 8:00 PM 28 Aug 2018 35,119 Retweets 150,910 Likes t 35K 271 151K
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