Eat, Tweet, Repeat: Our Favorites Cookie Monster's Tweets

Cookie Monster, from the iconic PBS show, Sesame Street, probably holds a soft spot in the hearts of kids and former kids everywhere. And whoever runs Cookie Monster's Twitter account is a social media genius. They have crafted such a perfect voice for this blue, cuddly cookie-loving monster that they deserve an award. 

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  • 01
    Text - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster Dis year me focusing on me self-care. When me need little love, me going to give meself cookie. 9:04 AM-2 Jan 2019 39,636 Retweets 99,194 Likes
    via MeCookieMonster
  • 02
    Text - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster Me after me eat cookie: Ariana Grande @ArianaGrande thank u, next 6:53 AM - 11 Dec 2018 98,839 Retweets 422,541 Likes
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  • 03
    Text - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster Oops, me did it again Me ate all the coookies, got lost in the crumbles Oh Cookie, Cookie Oops, me think me in love That they sent from above Me just like cookies yeah. 10:12 AM 26 Feb 2018
    via MeCookieMonster
  • 04
    Text - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster Bad day? Eat cookie. Good day? Eat cookie. Either way, me eat cookie! 12:40 PM 30 Aug 2018 6,446 Retweets 20,091 Likes
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  • 05
    Text - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster Three things me thankful for: cookies, cookies and more cookies. Me monster of simple tastes 12:22 PM - 20 Nov 2018 BW 1,722 Retweets 7,469 Likes
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  • 06
    Blue - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster Get you friend dat look at you da way me look at cookies!
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  • 07
    Text - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster Recipe for cookie sandwich: take two cookies, and put cookie in between them. Garnish with sprinkle of parsley. 1:14 PM - 4 Jun 2018 1,225 Retweets 4,876 Likes
    via MeCookieMonster
  • 08
    Text - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster Dat face me make when me monster friends want to hang out, but me had plans to eat cookies instead... 11:10 AM - 9 Mar 2018
    via MeCookieMonster
  • 09
    Product - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster If me is what me eats, is me a COOOKIE??????? 9:38 AM - 10 Aug 2017 828 Retweets 2,292 Likes
    via MeCookieMonster
  • 10
    Product - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster Me love cookies. The end. #TellYourStoryin5Words 12:44 PM - 5 Jul 2017 1,818 Retweets 4,561 Likes d.
    via MeCookieMonster
  • 11
    Text - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster If me eat cookie and no one around to see, did me really eat it? Hmmm... #ThursdayThoughts 10:34 AM - 2 Jun 2016 544 Retweets 796 Likes
    via MeCookieMonster
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    Text - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster Dis year me focusing on me self-care. When me need little love, me going to give meself cookie. 9:04 AM-2 Jan 2019 39,639 Retweets 99,205 Likes
    via MeCookieMonster
  • 13
    Product - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster Me don't know who needs to hear dis, but go eat cookie. 6:51 AM - 9 Jan 2019 15,679 Retweets 49,169 Likes
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  • 14
    Text - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster Keeping meself up late tonight, one cookie at a time.... 8:00 AM 31 Dec 2018 2,703 Retweets 15,572 Likes
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  • 15
    Product - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster Today canceled. Me staying in bed and eating cookies. 5:00 AM - 7 Dec 2018 63,841 Retweets 213,702 Likes
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    Product - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster Me no understand problem. Who not eat both? Bridgette Bjorlo @bridgettebjorlo Newsroom Debate: If you have a choice of cookies, do you ever pick the Oatmeal Raisin over the other options? Me: No Way... 10:14 AM - 4 Dec 2018 231 Retweets 1,585 Likes
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    Text - Cookie Monster Follow @MeCookieMonster Me also used same excuse! And then used it again for lunch! And now me can't wait for dinner! Al @AlisonKrebs15 it's #NationalCookie Day and i'm using that as my excuse for eating cookies for breakfast this morning 10:08 AM -4 Dec 2018 129 Retweets 800 Likes
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