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Woman Posts Her Gladiator Sandals For Sale And Its Description Is Going Viral

Sometimes, the description is what sells the product, and this woman is a masterful descriptor. 

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    Text - Vic Deals 53 mins "I've got a first date coming up with a cutie patootie babe and I don't know what to wear. I think I'll dress meek and demure. I don't want to make a statement" FUCKING WRONG FUCK THEM UP KILL THEM Size 15 rose gold gladiator stilettos for sale DESTORY HIM "Are you Gal Gadot? Are you an amazon? Why is that man worshipping your feet?" YES TO ALL THE ABOVE Shoes are for straight people who play couples tennis and get divorced
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    Text - Rose gold gladiator stilettos are for invading Nazi Germany solo and walking out alive BURN THE REICHSTAG Bought from Asia so their "US size 15" is probably a real US size 13 Too delicate for my blunt Nordic hooves so I'm selling them and buying boots to go TRAMPING IN THE WILDERNESS INVADE FIORDLAND FIND THE MOOSE Paid $115 Looking for $80 Will sell for $50 if you include a short fantasy fiction (min 500 words) about woman who can turn into a dragon or a colour illustration of a woman tu
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    Joint - "These shoes are a bold choice for a first date, what if he thinks I'm a slut" BURN HIS FIELDS AND SALT THE LAND YOU ARE THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS YOU ARE THE WHORE OF BABYLON MESSAGE ME
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