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24 Punny Memes & Pics That'll Get You Groaning

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    bad joke - Text - Todd 'Papi' Carlos @The ToddWilliams Follow I tried to make love to the entire orchestra but I only got to second bass 8:19 AM - 4 Mar 2018
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    bad joke - Text - Duh doh @d_duhwit Costume party Host: What are you? Me: A harp Host: Ur costume's too small to be a harp Me: Are you calling me a lyre 8:50 pm 28 Oct 17
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    bad joke - Text - wadewilson-parker It's a pity they didn't cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he's both the green lantern and deadpool... ollivander what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this
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    bad joke - Text - Tal Waterhouse @iiTalW People who can't distinguish be- tween etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words. 10:01 PM 02 May 18 13.1K Retweets 43.9K Likes
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    bad joke - Text - dailybadjokes: I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I'm a faux pa Source: dailybadjokes 11,786 notes
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    bad joke - Parallel - All you do is bring us down! You're nothing but treble THE STAFF Reile MEETING
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    bad joke - Landmark - The world's largest bounce house is now touring the U.S. At 10,000 square feet, this bounce house is large enough to live in. SUMMER HOME The rent is pretty expensive but that's mostly due to inflation.
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    bad joke - Text - sarcastic-snowflake: woofle: woofle: i can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it it's true i saw it with my own eyes
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    bad joke - Plant - 0-800-go-fuck-yourself: when something's kinda rad, but not too rad
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    bad joke - Vehicle - 5 seats in the front. 7 seats in the middle. 5 seats in the back. HAIKUBARU It's poetry in motion.
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    bad joke - Eyebrow - THE Burger King @ABurgerADay first day as car salesman] Customer: Cargo space? Me: Car no do that. Car no fly. Manager: Can I see you in my office?
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    bad joke - Text - There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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    bad joke - Text - STORSIUr 2TT Stop sine
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    bad joke - Text - r/Jokes /yes_you_suck_bih 8h If BJ is Bad Joke then what is B+iJ? Complex Bad Joke. And if you didn't find it funny, that's because the Joke part was imaginary.
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    bad joke - Grassland - All 30 sheep are ready, farmer But I only count 26 I know, I rounded them up
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    bad joke - Text - I'm bad at math so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me
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    bad joke - Face - SERIAL KILLER PARALLEL KILLER
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    bad joke - Mammal - IASKEDALIBRARIAN IF SHE HAD A BOOKABOUT PAVLOVS DOGAND SCHRODINGER'SCAT SHE SAID IT RANGABELL BUT SHE WASNT SUREIFITWAS THERE OR NOT mgapeom
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    bad joke - Text - You Retweeted The English Major @Audenary (WW1 1915) ENGLISH GENERAL: Plan? ENGLISH LIEUTENANT: Well, the trenches can be used to- ENGLISH MAJOR: to symbolise man's emptiness, yes... 08/12/2015, 13:44 3,069 RETWEETS 5,145 LIKES 47
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    bad joke - Text - What do you call the unfair advantage undead have in a necropolis? Wight privilege.
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    bad joke - Text - andy @ACflurane what idiot called it a "randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo" and not "trick or treatment"
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    bad joke - Customer - You wanna box for those, Sir? Nah, I hate violence. Is it cool if I just pay with my card? EATLIVERCOM
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    bad joke - Food - This made me laugh a lot harder than it should've... yo yogurt Yoplaif origina trawberry banana
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    bad joke - Text - dmajor42: fuckyeahorchestra: The Boston Symphony performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the was piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession (as double bassists are prone to do), one of them looked at his watch. "Hey! We need to get back! "No n

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