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29 Bad Jokes That Are Actually The Best Jokes

Bad jokes are the best jokes! Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

Bdum tzzzzz.....

Dad jokes are our parents way of getting revenge for the first ~year or two of complete sleep deprivation lack of intimacy and way too many articles of clothing destroyed by vomit. Not to mention all the hair they lose from worrying about us. So when you wonder why your dad made you cringe so hard you got permanent wrinkles, remember that you totally deserve it the devil child that you are/were. If you are looking for more Bad Jokes we got you covered, and get ready to entertain the crowd with your highly sharpened sense of humor.

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    bad joke - Text - What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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    bad jokes - Text - Awoman-is sitting at her recently deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?". "No, go right ahead", the woman Areplies The man stands, clears his throat, says "Plethora, and sits back down. "Thanks", the woman says. "that means a lot"
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    bad joke - Dish - You've heard of Murphy's law right? It says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole's law? It's thinly sliced cabbage
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    bad joke - Water - Why did the halfblind man fall into a well? He couldn't see that well.
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    bad joke - Friendship - When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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    bad joke - Text - Aman is getting a checkup. Doctor: "You have to stop masturbating." Man: "Why?" Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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    bad joke - Font - My dad asked me the other day: "Are you even listening to me?" Which is a really weird way to start a conversation if you ask me.
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    bad joke - Text - A wife calls her husband and says "be careful driving home some complete moron is driving down the wrong side of the motorway The husband replies "there's not just one, there's bloody hundreds of them!"
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    bad joke - Hair - A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and f**k your mother.
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    bad joke - Text - A man on vacation with his family arrives at a hotel. As he's checking in, he says to the clerk, "I'm on vacation with my family, please make sure the porn channel is disabled" The clerk replies in disgust, "lt's just regular porn, you sick f**k"
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    bad joke - Text - What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket? "Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
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    bad joke - People - There are 3 old ladies sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench-coat walks by and flashes them. 2 of the old ladies have a stroke. The other one couldn't reach that far.
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    bad joke - Text - Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts to the second, "How do I get to the other side of the river?" The second man shouts back "You are on the other side of the river!"
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    bad joke - Goat - What do you get when you mix Goat DNA and Human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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    bad joke - Footwear - Istand corrected, said the man in the orthopaedic shoes.
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    bad joke - Motor vehicle - Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and says "I don't know how to drive this thing"
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    bad joke - Scuba diving - Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
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    bad joke - Insect - How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two butI have no idea how they got in there.
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    bad joke - Text - Four guys are hanging out. One of them says,"Hey, did you know 1 out of ever 4 guys is gay?" Larry says, "I hope it's chuck because he's really cute."
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