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Employee goes out with Karen coworker, Karen makes a scene at the restaurant, then demands to be driven home: 'I've never invited [her] out since' 1

Boss wants employee to train their outsourced replacement who will be earning 75% less: '[He] expects me to train her...' 2

Update: 'I've already started packing': School worker refuses to be substitute teacher, boss demands they comply 3

Underbidding neighbor tries to make new landowner's life difficult, they return the favor: '[He] was upset I bought the property he wanted' 4

Rural landowner thwarts joyriding snowmobilers with concrete reinforced fencing: 'They all received tickets and their snowmobiles were confiscated' 5

Gucci Karen throws tantrum when business class passenger won't switch seats with her 9-year-old in economy 6

Impawsibly Sweet Orange Cat Named Milo Nurtures the Newborn Hooman Baby Since Kittenhood, Adorable Friendship Ensues 1

You will pay 2

Cat Memes For Feline Friendly Folks Craving A Laugh Fest 3

Having fun 4

Oh no 5

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