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19 Aggressively Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Correct

Not all jokes have to make a point, and not all simple observations are just that. Sometimes there's a very fine line between what is simply something that exists, and a joke. Sometimes there's no line. Something can be absurdly stupid but still technically correct. And that is what I will be serving for your main dish today: a steaming hot plate of technically correct jokes. This is great for annoying particularly picky people, so send this to all your obsessive friends. And yes, it's a bit dad-jokey to get so technical, but we love it. 



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    man holding watch in fronf of sign that sayd WATCH FOR CHILDREN Best trade I've ever made
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    old painting two peopel kissing When two people Kiss they.create A long tube from Butthole to Butthole.
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    facebook post a birth certificate is basically a baby receipt Clal nhn 3 Cor Share
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    hand holding car keys and cartoon about to say something Your car keys have traveled further than your car
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    reddit post How do one-handed people wash their hands? Learning Discussion t11 Share 11 BEST COMMENTS 3h hand* 19 Reply 3h Well shit t9
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    hand pointing to part in car engine So much negativity in the world that I decided it was time for everyone to see what a positive post looked like AaLAVG Na40 10N O0 LLON OO 4 Aanr ON STAT OMS POISON
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    hand written note BABE, Sust wEnt to ther BAR WTHH tHkE Cuys Fun A Coupur Houas. t Im Not Baek N A Coupce Houas, Reno THIS Note AaA Love
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    blur sign on desk saying I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS YOUR FAULT I SAID IWAS BLAMING YOU
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    twitter post picture drake clapping if you cheat on ya girl once a month thats only 12/365 days...you still 97% faithful. That's an A+ LETA PETTY MAYONNAISE kloie mcintyre @kloiemcintyree Actually, if you ever read the syllabus, getting caught cheating results in an automatic 0% VON
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    Age Test Find out how old you really are How old are you? Select Start
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    picture axe held above door with string I WOULD die if a guy did this to me
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    venn Diagram - Everybody Bank Robbers on the floor DJs Put your hands up Give me Are you with me your money Preachers
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    facebook types of countries in this world: those founded by drunk libertarian farmers, walked on the moon, and invented nuclear weapons. 2. those who use the metric system. O203 9h Reply Like You Doodle View 24 nrevious renlies
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    man wearing helmet reading newspaper Text - Once you've read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix
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    picture in box cut off A day without Laughter is a dau VALTER KENYS €5,99
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    twitter through hard work and determination you too can owe $40,000 in student loan debt t14,651 32 35K AJ Fillari, but in love I would literally pay to have my loans brought down to 40k @ajfillari 1d 21 1 t4 93 dan geserick @dangeserick Replying to @ajfillari and @continentlbkfst I think thats how you do it 1:46 PM 2/13/19 Twitter Web Client 5 Retweets 340 Likes Tweet your reply
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    man in field running with big letter f He's getting the F out of there
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    tinder profile Arrjun, 29 Doctor 30 km away Last time I was someone's type I was donating blood My Anthem Pony Ginuwine R&B
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    old black and white photo man and woman on flying fox ONLINE DATING IN THE 1920 S
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