Why Can't I Hold All These Thors!?

Here we are at the beginning of Marvel's 'Phase 2', a three step plan for owning all of Hollywood. Who's next at the plate? Why, it's Thor: The Dark World and the Asgardian is set to own box offices with his brother, the object of every fangirl's dream. Until then, head over to Uproxx to see a boat load of new promotional posters and a couple fan service photoshops for good measure.